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asakiyumeToday's cryptid is the Bandit Cat
Bigger than your average housecat, it weighs about as much as a Canadian lynx, but with a gorgeous bushy tail that is the envy of lynxes. A bite from a radioactive human endowed the Bandit Cat with a taste for McDonald's food and a desire to play percussion in a garage band. Its name comes from the mask it wears in a poor attempt to hide its identity. If you want to see the Bandit Cat, leave some McDonald's food or a drum set out--or just put the McDonald's food in a metal trash can; that works, too. If you compliment it on its sick beats, you'll have a friend for life.
Bandit Cat
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Bigger than your average housecat, it weighs about as much as a Canadian lynx, but with a gorgeous bushy tail that is the envy of lynxes. A bite from a radioactive human endowed the Bandit Cat with a taste for McDonald's food and a desire to play percussion in a garage band. Its name comes from the mask it wears in a poor attempt to hide its identity. If you want to see the Bandit Cat, leave some McDonald's food or a drum set out--or just put the McDonald's food in a metal trash can; that works, too. If you compliment it on its sick beats, you'll have a friend for life.
Bandit Cat
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Date: 2017-06-14 07:51 pm (UTC)Bravo.
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Date: 2017-06-15 06:26 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2017-06-15 03:33 am (UTC)What a handsome fellow he is.
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Date: 2017-06-15 06:26 pm (UTC)