asakiyume: (nevermore)
No posts for nigh on two weeks and then two of them come in one day. NOT GOOD BLOG MANAGEMENT.

I'm training to do tutoring with an organization that helps immigrants and refugees, and part of the training was watching this one-minute video on the iceberg model of culture. Spoiler: Culture is like an iceberg, with only a small portion visible.

I was telling the ninja girl about this, and the conversation unfolded like this:

Me: Culture is like an iceberg: only a small portion is visible.

Her (sagely): Yes, as with an iceberg, most culture is underwater.

Me (giggling): With climate change, we can expect more and more culture to be underwater. Hey: what if we expanded on this analogy?

Her: Yeah--introduce the Titanic of our assumptions. We think they're unsinkable...

Me (excited): But if they strike the iceberg of culture horizontally across five compartments, each one will fill and send water into the next, and our assumptions will be doomed to sink! IN TWO HOURS! "I wish I'd built you some sounder assumptions, Young Rose."

Her: I wonder which of our ideas will make it onto lifeboats?

Me: Primarily the women-and-children ideas. And primarily ones in first class. Our assumption-ship was so classist.

Her: Think of all the ideas that just fling themselves into the freezing waters of... what do the freezing waters represent in this analogy?

Me: Not sure. But least *some* ideas will make it onto lifeboats. Later, England and the United States can pass laws later to ensure there are enough lifeboats for ALL ideas.

Her: Yes, definitely.
asakiyume: (snow bunting)
I thought this up after seeing a number of things debunking associations of certain foods with certain animals.







Animal Food Restrictions


Do not feed ducks breadcrumbs, which are a source of empty calories and may cause obesity and secondary health issues, such as diabetes. Substitute healthy snacks, such as cracked corn, seeds, or peas.


don't give this duck diabetes!
Photo source here


Many cats are lactose intolerant, and milk may make them vomit. Give your lactose-intolerant cat soy or almond milk, or coconut milk, if you’re trend conscious.

<
Uh-oh...
Photo source here


Carrots are high in sugar, and therefore rabbits should only eat them as special treats—for instance, on birthdays or holidays.


Happy Birthday!
Photo source here


Mice never really liked cheese and only eat it to be polite. They are, however, genuinely fond of chocolate.


Yessss, chocolate
Photo source here


You do not need to worry about bananas contributing to monkeys’ belly fat. Genetics, and not the food they eat, determine where monkeys accumulate fat, and monkeys are very body-positive, in any case.


Every inch of me is gorgeous
Photo source here


Goats do not actually eat tin cans. They do, however, eat smartphones, which are a good source of rare-earth elements.


I have all the data I need . . . within me
Photo source here


Sugar water is hummingbird meth. Why do you think they flit around like that? If you have a hummingbird feeder, you are an enabler and should be ashamed of yourself.


Give me another hit of the good stuff
Photo source here


Although they will eat humans, great white sharks actually prefer seals--but not the baby ones with the big eyes.


We're not heartless
Photo source here


Peanuts are likely to trigger PTSD in elephants as the tasty legume was frequently used as bait in elephant traps during the prolonged elephant conflicts of the last century. For meaningful reconciliation with the elephant community, avoid offering peanuts.


How could you?
Photo source here


They say koalas eat only eucalyptus leaves, but if you check Snopes, you’ll see that they also like stuffed grape leaves and falafel.


For foodie koalas
Photo source here


Although baleen whales normally subsist on krill, they are fond of Asian noodles. However, owing to gluten sensitivity, ramen and udon are out. Try organic soba, made with 100 percent buckwheat, or Korean dotori guksu, made with acorn flour. Rice sticks are also generally a crowd pleaser.


Appreciated by whales
Photo source here



Profile

asakiyume: created by the ninja girl (Default)
asakiyume

June 2025

S M T W T F S
123 4567
8910 11121314
1516 17181920 21
2223 2425262728
29 30     

Syndicate

RSS Atom

Most Popular Tags

Style Credit

Expand Cut Tags

No cut tags
Page generated Jul. 3rd, 2025 09:47 am
Powered by Dreamwidth Studios