Animal food restrictions
Feb. 2nd, 2015 10:28 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
asakiyumeI thought this up after seeing a number of things debunking associations of certain foods with certain animals.
Animal Food Restrictions
Do not feed ducks breadcrumbs, which are a source of empty calories and may cause obesity and secondary health issues, such as diabetes. Substitute healthy snacks, such as cracked corn, seeds, or peas.
don't give this duck diabetes!
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Many cats are lactose intolerant, and milk may make them vomit. Give your lactose-intolerant cat soy or almond milk, or coconut milk, if you’re trend conscious.
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Carrots are high in sugar, and therefore rabbits should only eat them as special treats—for instance, on birthdays or holidays.
Happy Birthday!
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Mice never really liked cheese and only eat it to be polite. They are, however, genuinely fond of chocolate.
Yessss, chocolate
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You do not need to worry about bananas contributing to monkeys’ belly fat. Genetics, and not the food they eat, determine where monkeys accumulate fat, and monkeys are very body-positive, in any case.
Every inch of me is gorgeous
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Goats do not actually eat tin cans. They do, however, eat smartphones, which are a good source of rare-earth elements.
I have all the data I need . . . within me
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Sugar water is hummingbird meth. Why do you think they flit around like that? If you have a hummingbird feeder, you are an enabler and should be ashamed of yourself.
Give me another hit of the good stuff
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Although they will eat humans, great white sharks actually prefer seals--but not the baby ones with the big eyes.
We're not heartless
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Peanuts are likely to trigger PTSD in elephants as the tasty legume was frequently used as bait in elephant traps during the prolonged elephant conflicts of the last century. For meaningful reconciliation with the elephant community, avoid offering peanuts.
How could you?
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They say koalas eat only eucalyptus leaves, but if you check Snopes, you’ll see that they also like stuffed grape leaves and falafel.
For foodie koalas
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Although baleen whales normally subsist on krill, they are fond of Asian noodles. However, owing to gluten sensitivity, ramen and udon are out. Try organic soba, made with 100 percent buckwheat, or Korean dotori guksu, made with acorn flour. Rice sticks are also generally a crowd pleaser.
Appreciated by whales
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Do not feed ducks breadcrumbs, which are a source of empty calories and may cause obesity and secondary health issues, such as diabetes. Substitute healthy snacks, such as cracked corn, seeds, or peas.
don't give this duck diabetes!
Photo source here
Many cats are lactose intolerant, and milk may make them vomit. Give your lactose-intolerant cat soy or almond milk, or coconut milk, if you’re trend conscious.
Uh-oh...
Photo source here
Carrots are high in sugar, and therefore rabbits should only eat them as special treats—for instance, on birthdays or holidays.
Happy Birthday!
Photo source here
Mice never really liked cheese and only eat it to be polite. They are, however, genuinely fond of chocolate.
Yessss, chocolate
Photo source here
You do not need to worry about bananas contributing to monkeys’ belly fat. Genetics, and not the food they eat, determine where monkeys accumulate fat, and monkeys are very body-positive, in any case.
Every inch of me is gorgeous
Photo source here
Goats do not actually eat tin cans. They do, however, eat smartphones, which are a good source of rare-earth elements.
I have all the data I need . . . within me
Photo source here
Sugar water is hummingbird meth. Why do you think they flit around like that? If you have a hummingbird feeder, you are an enabler and should be ashamed of yourself.
Give me another hit of the good stuff
Photo source here
Although they will eat humans, great white sharks actually prefer seals--but not the baby ones with the big eyes.
We're not heartless
Photo source here
Peanuts are likely to trigger PTSD in elephants as the tasty legume was frequently used as bait in elephant traps during the prolonged elephant conflicts of the last century. For meaningful reconciliation with the elephant community, avoid offering peanuts.
How could you?
Photo source here
They say koalas eat only eucalyptus leaves, but if you check Snopes, you’ll see that they also like stuffed grape leaves and falafel.
For foodie koalas
Photo source here
Although baleen whales normally subsist on krill, they are fond of Asian noodles. However, owing to gluten sensitivity, ramen and udon are out. Try organic soba, made with 100 percent buckwheat, or Korean dotori guksu, made with acorn flour. Rice sticks are also generally a crowd pleaser.
Appreciated by whales
Photo source here
