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So nowadays, if you're pregnant, there's an app that will tell you how big your baby is, week by week, with fruit and vegetable comparisons (lentil sized, grape sized, lime sized, and so on). There is a website for this, too.
I found this out because the tall one's girlfriend (I'll call her "the sea spirit") is pregnant! And they have been keeping track of the pregnancy this way. And now that they're out of the first trimester, I can talk about it ;-)
Anyway, I find these comparisons very fun if sometimes a bit ??? I've been making felt pins for each week, starting with week 12, so the sea spirit can wear a different one as the pregnancy progresses.
Week 12 is a lime, 13 is a pea pod, 14 is a lemon, and 15 is an apple.
(... I know! These things come in various sizes. I know some apples that are twice as big as others. And are we talking key limes or...?)
Week 16 is an avocado, 17 is a turnip, 18 is a bell pepper, and 19 is a tomato (specifically the website says an heirloom tomato (?))
(I know very few tomatoes who are bigger than a good-sized bell pepper, but okay. If you're wondering where the bell pepper is in the photo, it's the pale orange one, because the website had an orange bell pepper and I'm apparently very suggestible.)
Week 20 is a banana--not in terms of weight or volume but length. Week 21 is a carrot (same stipulation). Week 22 was a spaghetti squash--and I cried foul. Spaghetti squash are huge and weigh way more than the 1 pound they were saying your baby weighs at this point. I made a delicata squash instead. And then week 23 was a mango. Have you ever seen a mango that was bigger than a spaghetti squash? I rest my case. My attempts to represent all the subtle gradations of color--from green to red!--that you can get on a mango resulted in this Halloweeny Frankenmango, but eh, you win some, you lose some.
Next up is an ear of corn! I've begun work...
I found this out because the tall one's girlfriend (I'll call her "the sea spirit") is pregnant! And they have been keeping track of the pregnancy this way. And now that they're out of the first trimester, I can talk about it ;-)
Anyway, I find these comparisons very fun if sometimes a bit ??? I've been making felt pins for each week, starting with week 12, so the sea spirit can wear a different one as the pregnancy progresses.
Week 12 is a lime, 13 is a pea pod, 14 is a lemon, and 15 is an apple.
(... I know! These things come in various sizes. I know some apples that are twice as big as others. And are we talking key limes or...?)
Week 16 is an avocado, 17 is a turnip, 18 is a bell pepper, and 19 is a tomato (specifically the website says an heirloom tomato (?))
(I know very few tomatoes who are bigger than a good-sized bell pepper, but okay. If you're wondering where the bell pepper is in the photo, it's the pale orange one, because the website had an orange bell pepper and I'm apparently very suggestible.)
Week 20 is a banana--not in terms of weight or volume but length. Week 21 is a carrot (same stipulation). Week 22 was a spaghetti squash--and I cried foul. Spaghetti squash are huge and weigh way more than the 1 pound they were saying your baby weighs at this point. I made a delicata squash instead. And then week 23 was a mango. Have you ever seen a mango that was bigger than a spaghetti squash? I rest my case. My attempts to represent all the subtle gradations of color--from green to red!--that you can get on a mango resulted in this Halloweeny Frankenmango, but eh, you win some, you lose some.
Next up is an ear of corn! I've begun work...
