Aug. 28th, 2016

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Today there was a long delay between the time the healing angel was supposed to get out of his job at Dunkin Donuts and the time he actually did. He felt bad about this (I was his ride home, so I'd been waiting), so he brought me a donut:



Whereupon the following dialogue ensued. See if you can find the error.

Me: Is it for ... football?

Him: No, it's for, I think, Ortiz? He's a Red Sox player? Maybe their ... pitcher? That's his number.

Me: So . . . did he do something?

Him: I think maybe he's retiring?

Me (eating donut): Oh. Well, he's delicious. How did you find all this out, about Ortiz and all?

Him: Well, the donut is labeled "Ortiz" in the racks, and I think I heard somebody else talking to a customer about it.

The error
Daniel David Ortiz is a hitter, not a pitcher. In researching this post, I also discovered that he made an ad with Dunkin Donuts, and the ad won them an award. ... Hurray?



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