I mean, how is this torment different than the old, "Where do you see yourself in five years?" question interviewers used to ask? WORKING, YOU MORON, ANOTHER COG IN THE WHEEL LIVING PAYCHECK TO PAYCHECK AND LOSING MORE OF MY SOUL EVERY YEAR oh, I really want to be in management, I find helping others achieve their goals so rewarding!

You did fine. The stapler is cute. :)